The Never Ending Story Thread

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bjones
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Thu Jul 04, 2019 11:38 am

Al awoke with a start..... he'd had a dreadful nightmare. Landing at Speke airport he set off to avenge the death of his beloved Barbi……..


p.s. Phil stop rogering the cabin boy
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Miv; isn't the brooch still in Bootle?
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Thu Jul 04, 2019 11:50 am

At the pub the wake was in full swing with Ken on Karaoke blasting out “ I should be so lucky”
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Thu Jul 04, 2019 12:02 pm

Meanwhile, Phil thought it was time for some gay, airy parciflage, intended to give artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise bald and unconvincing narrative. :D
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Thu Jul 04, 2019 12:54 pm

What he was really saying is he’s bored with this thread and sorry he started it in the first place.
He could alway cull it.
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Thu Jul 04, 2019 1:07 pm

Push, tush, Mr Edwards, are you not a connoisseur of G&S? Bee, thought I was over egging the pudding with Roger. :D
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Thu Jul 04, 2019 1:20 pm

Ken changed from singing Kylie to singing G&S. “ When I went to the bar “ , the bar emptied!
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Thu Jul 04, 2019 1:53 pm

A wanderin minstrel I, a thing of shreds and patches, of ballads songs and snatches and dreamy lullabies. :D
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Thu Jul 04, 2019 2:12 pm

Sorry Bee, I was so anxious to save Tarquin from a fate worse than death, that I didn't check where we were at....
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Thu Jul 04, 2019 3:41 pm

We all need to "Cool our jets!!" there are getting to be too many characters in
this.................
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Thu Jul 04, 2019 4:36 pm

Meanwhile, back in Exeter Road Granny and Nelly are having a chat when there was a knock on the door, "Who is that?" she said.

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Shelagh
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Thu Jul 04, 2019 5:53 pm

Nellie; peeping through the old lace curtain, it’s Mr Sorrowful, the undertaker :shock:
Good Lord, says Granny, what’s happened now? Bring him in, can’t leave him.....
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Thu Jul 04, 2019 6:04 pm

standing in the rain :roll:
Hello Mr sorrowful, not more bad news, surely :(
The undertaker hands the brooch to Granny...your family heirloom, I believe :wink:
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Thu Jul 04, 2019 6:22 pm

Undertaker explains; the brooch was in possession of a recently, deceased, corpse - onset of rigor mortis, causing the item to remain embedded in the hand.....
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Fri Jul 05, 2019 7:12 am

of Barbie. Apparently, ancestor of Mr Sorrowful had been close friends with Loretta’s great grandfather. Undertaker was aware of the history of the precious stone!
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Fri Jul 05, 2019 7:42 am

At Foreman Ken's house Al is hammering on the door. As Indiana opens it he's met by a fist....Al's mistaken him for Ken!
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Fri Jul 05, 2019 7:48 am

Flo screams "you fool......Kens' still at the wake, drinking G&T, singing "Claire" and contemplating S&M with the knocker on the big front door."
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Fri Jul 05, 2019 9:05 am

All kicking off in Bootle.......
Redneck Al...decking the wrong person :roll:
Granny...refusing to take possession of cursed heirloom :(
Ken...homeless wreck, oblivious to everything :!:
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Fri Jul 05, 2019 9:42 am

Mr Sorrowful agrees to take responsibility for the cursed item, but insists on this being a temporary arrangement :!:
Heirloom, must eventually be returned to Granny.....
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Fri Jul 05, 2019 2:10 pm

Old Sorrowful passed away but the brooch stayed in the Funeral home's safe until peacetime. 1946 brings a new granddaughter for Granny; our Loretta!
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Fri Jul 05, 2019 2:15 pm

Deciding it's time to pass along the heirloom Granny visits Mrs Sorrowful. The widow knows nothing of the brooch, the funeral parlour was sold on...
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Sat Jul 06, 2019 10:43 am

to the Liverpool Co-Operative Society..Mrs Sorrowful explains, the business is now run by a very caring couple, Ken and Flo..
(Both War Heroes)
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Sat Jul 06, 2019 11:03 am

Ken, a wartime, stretcher-bearer, is said to have been placed in the most perilous of situations during conflict, but his emergency brandies, helped save....
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Sat Jul 06, 2019 11:13 am

the morale of many a soldier....Ken was awarded the medal of ingenuity :wink: (only one of it's kind)
Ken’s wife, Flo, was given an award...
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Sat Jul 06, 2019 11:24 am

For Vigilance :) (nosiness) Flo had been tidying the room of her lodger, Mr Bones, when she happened to stumble across his personal diary :roll: a secret code....
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Sun Jul 07, 2019 7:05 am

which Bones had used during wartime to send information to Germany about Liverpool shipping :shock: .Flo didn't hesitate; the diary went straight to the police
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Sun Jul 07, 2019 7:08 am

and Bones straight to jail! Flo had lost her new man but she was no traitor-lover! When Ken was demobbed she welcomed him home.
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Sun Jul 07, 2019 7:52 am

Flo was brilliant, she understood a secret code, and knew it was about secure shipping details. Did she secretly work at Bletchley Park?
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Sun Jul 07, 2019 8:54 am

Flo had no need to decipher codes :roll: the evidence was obvious, maps of landmarks, targets, false credentials, passport in name of Adolfus Fekenhallouse, Swastika undies ......
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Mon Jul 08, 2019 4:07 pm

Meanwhile; Granny asks Mrs Sorrowful “What happened to the safe?”
Back came the dreaded reply...the safe has been chucked out, it was only fit for scrap....
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Tue Jul 09, 2019 7:02 pm

Not sure if we’ll ever find out what happened to Granny’s heirloom :(
But dolly tub, complete with washing paraphernalia, spotted in Birkenhead today :D (Granny’s name all over it :wink:)
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Tue Jul 09, 2019 10:56 pm

But Mrs. Sorrowful had emptied the safe before getting rid!! :shock: she knew who it belonged to but would she keep it or give it back?

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Wed Jul 10, 2019 8:51 am

She went on a binge. Fast cars , young men, booze and drugs then she wasted the rest . :wink:
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Wed Jul 10, 2019 10:39 pm

Not bad going for a tight laced, infirmed old lady :shock:
Hedonistic lifestyle turned out to be nothing but a daydream!!!
Mrs Sorrowful, fully aware of.....
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Wed Jul 10, 2019 11:20 pm

...........the dreaded consequences of having possession of the cursed brooch
decided to sell it to the individual she'd had it in for all these years and not only
make out "Like a Bandit!" but also get her revenge..............
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Fri Jul 12, 2019 8:36 am

Flo met the buyer outside NEM's. As Flo handed over the brooch a piano fell out of an upstairs window flattening them both....
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