Some observations

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Some observations

Postby filsgreen » Wed Oct 11, 2017 5:05 pm

> *"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday
> night.*
> *Rodney Dangerfield*

> *"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal,
> particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." *
> *Lynn Lavner*

> *"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”*
> *Camille Paglia*

> *"Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are
> unimportant." *
> *George Burns*

> *"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole
> relationship”*
> *Sharon Stone*

> *"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."*
> *Jack Nicholson*

> *"* *Clinton* *lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives,
> but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."*
> *Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)*

> *"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
> genitals through his wallet." **Robin Williams*

> *"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place"*
> *MacbobT*

> *"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
> undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women.
> They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just
> grateful." **Robert De Niro*

> *"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are
> having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe
> swelling. So what's the problem?"*
> *Dustin Hoffman*

> *"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know
> what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked !" **Jerry Seinfeld*

> *"It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom." *
> *Joan Rivers*

> *"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money
> can buy."*
> *Steve Martin*

> *" You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older.
> Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff
> you pay good money for in later life." **Elmo Phillips*

> *" Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." **Oscar
> Wilde*

> *" It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting
> married." **George
> Burns*
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Re: Some observations

Postby graham01 » Wed Oct 11, 2017 6:59 pm

:D :D :D
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Re: Some observations

Postby fatboyjoe90 » Wed Oct 11, 2017 7:34 pm

I've seen that on here a couple of times and it still brings a smile to my face. :wink: :lol:
Cheers Joe.
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