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Clean funny for the Ladies

Postby Matt » Wed May 10, 2017 3:01 am

40 years of marriage.. A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.The wife answered,
'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!... The husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.....
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Re: Clean funny for the Ladies

Postby Glenys » Wed May 10, 2017 6:50 am

Matt, :D :D :D :roll:
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Re: Clean funny for the Ladies

Postby Shelagh » Wed May 10, 2017 8:55 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: Hope she enjoyed world cruise without him :lol:
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