THE THREE LITTLE PIGS
This is a true story, proving how fascinating the mind
of a six-year-old is. They think so logically.
A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.
She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather
the building materials for his home.
She read "and so, the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw
and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?"
The teacher paused then asked the class: "And what do you think the man said?"
One little boy raised his hand and said very matter of factly
"I think the man would have said -"Well, feck me!! A talking pig!"
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
A little girl asks her Mum, 'Mum, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?'
Her Mum replies, 'No, because she is in heat.'
'What does that mean?' asked the child.
'Go and ask your father. I think he is in the garage.'
The little girl goes out to the garage and says, 'Dad, may I take Belle for
a walk around the block?
I asked Mum, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come and ask you.' Dad said,
'Bring Belle over here.' He took a rag, soaked it with petrol, and scrubbed the dog's backside to disguise the scent, and said 'OK, you can go now but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block.'
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog.
Surprised, Dad asked 'Where's Belle
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The little girl said, 'She ran out of petrol about halfway around the block, so another dog is pushing her home.'