Both you, Elaine and your Tom will be more than welcome, just let
me know and I will forward the details. We could also enjoy
playing "Liverpool Monopoly" while munching on the "Quality
Street!" together with a nice bottle of wine, of course!
Received this the other day.............
Three drunk guys entered a taxi,
The taxi driver knew they were drunk so he started
the engine and then turned it off again. Then said: "We have
reached your destination!"
The first guy gave him money and the second guy said: "Thank You!"
The third guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking
the third drunk knew what he had done but asked:"What was
that for?" the third guy replied: "Control your speed next time, you
nearly killed us!!"
I'll get my coat.......................