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What I want in a Man!!

Postby Patricia » Fri Aug 04, 2017 4:21 pm

Sent to me by another member of the Forum....................


What I want in a Man, Original List :

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises



What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32+)

1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42+)

1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his middle
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52+)

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch his crotch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off the couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers my name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends



What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62+)


1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where the bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72+)


1. BREATHING
2. DOESN'T MISS THE TOILET



KEEP READING, THERE'S MORE BELOW



AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A
CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID,
"Darling, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT,
A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED
A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP
EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL.
NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR,
NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN.
IT SEEMS TO ME THAT
YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."


MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD
ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL,
AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE
AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING
A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.


AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW
HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISIS.

SEND THIS TO THE WOMEN WHO WILL ENJOY
READING IT, AND TO THE MEN WHO CAN HANDLE IT!!!
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Re: What I want in a Man!!

Postby EdMcDonald » Fri Aug 04, 2017 4:26 pm

Looked at thread and thought it was posted by Elton John. :wink:
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Re: What I want in a Man!!

Postby Patricia » Fri Aug 04, 2017 4:36 pm

:D :D Well, by the look of his partner, he seems to have had his requests granted!! :D :D
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Re: What I want in a Man!!

Postby WatsonTommy » Fri Aug 04, 2017 7:04 pm

what i want in a woman is :D is a deaf dumb and blind nymphomaniac and her parents own there own pub :D
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Re: What I want in a Man!!

Postby Ernie Jackson. (Bunty) » Fri Aug 04, 2017 9:30 pm

I met Val when she was eighteen and we were married 55 years ago this month.

On that day we promised we would love each other till we were old and grey.

We have.
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Re: What I want in a Man!!

Postby Shelagh » Fri Aug 04, 2017 10:07 pm

Aww! That's lovely Ernie..the key to a good marriage is love, kindness, and respect, always :)
You and your Val must have that in abundance Ernie :D

Many congratulations to you both on your wedding anniversary xx
Hope you have a lovely time :wink:
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Re: What I want in a Man!!

Postby Matt » Fri Aug 04, 2017 10:36 pm

Funny Ernie,I met Sheila when she had just turned 18 and on our wedding day exactly 3 years later
I said the same thing to her.
Beautiful thoughts Ernie.G-d Bless you both.
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Re: What I want in a Man!!

Postby Thommos sister » Sat Aug 05, 2017 8:27 am

Everyone, love this post, made my day :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: What I want in a Man!!

Postby Bonesy » Sat Aug 05, 2017 9:44 am

Me and Lian met on a blind date in 1971 she was 16 and still at school, married two years later 45 years next year.

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SO MANY PEOPLE, MY FAMILY OF FRIENDS
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Re: What I want in a Man!!

Postby Shelagh » Sat Aug 05, 2017 9:59 am

Agree with you Tina..such a great thread, lots of humour brought on by the decreasing aspirations of time :lol:
Lots of delightful sentiments brought on by those who have experienced a lifetime of true unconditional love together :cry:
Following song is for VAL and ERNIE and all others celebrating their precious time together :)
https://youtu.be/jQY2z6aALD4
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Re: What I want in a Man!!

Postby Bill fawcett » Sat Aug 05, 2017 11:57 am

My wife Margaret and I met at work when she was 16, married 3 years later. Coming up to 55 years this October, couldn't have made a better choice. I can only remember one serious argument in all that time.

A very contented
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Re: What I want in a Man!!

Postby WatsonTommy » Sat Aug 05, 2017 8:55 pm

me too ernie 52 yrs august ernie i always sing this song to my wife on our anniversary glenn campbell a LADY LIKE YOU happy anniversary mucker thanks for the many post :D
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Re: What I want in a Man!!

Postby Shelagh » Sun Aug 06, 2017 8:19 am

Congratulations Tommy, best wishes to you and your lady, hope she enjoys her song :D
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Re: What I want in a Man!!

Postby WatsonTommy » Sun Aug 06, 2017 1:18 pm

ernie I sing a song to my wife ( a lady like you glen campbell) cant remember proposing though all i said was.......... :D yer not are you :D
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Re: What I want in a Man!!

Postby WatsonTommy » Sun Aug 06, 2017 1:46 pm

WatsonTommy wrote:ernie I sing a song to my wife ( a lady like you glen campbell) cant remember proposing though all i said was.......... :D yer not are you :D
getting old repeating myself again :roll:
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Re: What I want in a Man!!

Postby dorothy834 » Sun Aug 06, 2017 3:19 pm

Tommy
..I think you are a naught boy :roll: but
Happy Anniversary whenever it is...
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Re: What I want in a Man!!

Postby WatsonTommy » Mon Aug 07, 2017 8:44 pm

when me and margy got married :roll: me being an x alter boy i whispered to the priest sanctuary father sanctuary it fell on deaf ears he still married us never did like that priest after that shattered my catholic faith :? 22nd august 65 thanks you all for your kind good wishes :D
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