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BossHogg
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Silver-Haired-Hippy
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- Location: Abergele
Loretta
A bit of Bootle in Wales
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fatboyjoe90
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I was out for a drink with a work colleague last night and after a few pints he started to open up a bit.
"My wife is into dressing up and likes a bit of Kinky sex" he whispered
He then asked me "What's your wife into?"
"Greggs pasties mainly" I replied!
"My wife is into dressing up and likes a bit of Kinky sex" he whispered
He then asked me "What's your wife into?"
"Greggs pasties mainly" I replied!
Cheers Joe.
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Silver-Haired-Hippy
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Make that sausage rolls Joe!
Loretta
Loretta
A bit of Bootle in Wales
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fatboyjoe90
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That's the last time I take the mother-in-law on holiday with us. Moan, moan, moan, all the way down to Devon and she even got on the kid's nerves in the end. Eventually
I screeched the car to a halt and threatened to untie her from the roof rack.
I screeched the car to a halt and threatened to untie her from the roof rack.
Cheers Joe.
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fatboyjoe90
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A doctor walks into a room full of patients at a mental institution, takes out a pen, and draws a door on the wall.
He then tells all the patients that whoever wants to escape should use that door.
Immediately they all rush towards it, but of course cannot go through.
However, one patient sits still in the back with a smile on his face.
He has not moved at all.
The doctor thinks he must be cured.
He then asks the patient why he did not rush to the door, and the patient whispers,
"They don't know that I'm the one who has the key.
He then tells all the patients that whoever wants to escape should use that door.
Immediately they all rush towards it, but of course cannot go through.
However, one patient sits still in the back with a smile on his face.
He has not moved at all.
The doctor thinks he must be cured.
He then asks the patient why he did not rush to the door, and the patient whispers,
"They don't know that I'm the one who has the key.
Cheers Joe.