If the police arrested Mr Bean, would they tell him he had the right to remain silent.
Why didn't Dizzy Gillespie keep falling over?
When a nudist wants to remind himself of something, what does he tie a knot in?
If there's a heaven for atheist's, is anybody there?
Do crabs think we walk sideways?
Why do they call it rush hour, when your car just sits there?
Why do people with no watch look at their wrists when you ask them the time?
If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear ear muffs?
Why is the word ' abbreviated' so long? And why is 'dyslexia' so hard to spell.?
Why does the word blind have one 'I', and why has the word lisp got an 's' in it?
If we call a fly a 'fly', we don't we call a fish a swim'
What do gardeners do when they retire?
Whatever happened to the 'first of the Mohicans,?
Why doesn't superglue stick to the tube,or how does 'teflon' stick to the pan?
If sour cream goes bad, how do you tell?
What happens if you go up to 'The Man With No Name' and ask for his autograph?
Why do they call it a TV set, when you only get one?
When the inventor of the drawing board cocked up, what did he go back to?
Where do homeless people have 90% of their accidents?
If the formula for water is H2 O , is the formula for an ice cube H2 O squared?
People in hell, where do they tell people to go?
What do you call a male ladybird?
If they tried to change our National Anthem, would people stand for it?
If the pain in your leg is caused by old age,how come you don't get the same pain in your other leg? It's the same age.
Why can't you tickle yourself?
What is occasional furniture the rest f the time?
If supermarkets were less crowded, would more people go to them?
Why are wrong numbers never engaged?